Dear Haikusue,
As a frequent international traveler, I am troubled that staying clear of the Ebola virus will cause my travel wardrobe to be less stylish. I have always preferred function over fashion when traveling, favoring a stylish but useful pashmina over a cashmere turtleneck sweater. With all the recent new stories about how the disease is transmitted, how is one to maintain an appropriate level of fashion while staying safe?
Signed,
Mortified in Merced
Dear Mortified:
The REAL threat to you
Media Hysteria
Turn Off Your TV